Here is a required disclaimer to ensure my point is taken seriously and not dismissed as the ravings of some misguided Trump supporter: I voted for Hillary. I was not and am not terribly fond of her, but she was the objectively more qualified candidate and a demonstrably better human being. I don’t vote for…

This is so dumb. We have an electoral college, so candidates campaign around that. If it was a popular vote the campaign trail would look dramatically different. So, we have no idea who would have won a popular vote, if that’s what mattered.

Because you read the comment sections on Jezebel/Gawker Media too frequently.

I promise this is going to happen. Eventually.

Patch to have Jason finish his Retro Final Fantasy reviews since he stopped after his Sabbatical...

“That’s clearly a travel”

The English really need to take a lesson from America.

He murdered tons of people, but because he’s left of center I’m going to defend him!

Don’t forget gays sent to labor camps.

When you see some hipster in a Che t-shirt remember this-

The $15 minimum wage idea is nice-sounding, but fraught with peril. It will escalate the drive for large corporations to automate and eliminate labor. Smaller businesses will go away in large numbers, and what will be unseen is the number of small businesses that will never open going forward.

*First I want to say that I’m not a medical professional so this is just something I’ve heard that makes sense to me based on my chemistry background*

This makes sense if you convert the 18 yards to Canadian.

That is literally a Trump talking point. Congratulations! You’ve levelled up from books for children to presidents for children!

That poor kid. Not only is he a Wizard fan, but his mom is giving someone a very unenthusiatic handjob right behind his back.

As the bloodbath among Democrats begins, don’t all just dump on Hillary and the DNC. A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.

This is supposed to be… MORE debaucherous than the Derby? Then show me the photos of their Port-a-Potty runs. This looks like my grade school graduation.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

Curses aren’t real. Ghosts aren’t real.