It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

“Wot’s wrong wif bein’ sexy?”

G(et) I(nto your correct) G(ender role) Em!

To your the idea that zero athletes from >30 years ago could make it today, I have but two words: Bo Jackson

It’s not like he was treated badly by the kidnappers, though. They let him grab his house keys and use the restroom before they made him get the cash.

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

Harden at a strip club? So do I.

Watching TJ over the last year in a half it has been crazy to see him go from being one of the best babies in sports, to the third best receiver on the Niners.
Good hustle.

I don’t think most people like the taste of beer or wine or liquor when they first try it, so it says something about peer pressure that millions of people happily ignore their first instincts and KEEP drinking that shit until they’ve conditioned themselves to like it.

Unacceptable. Team Instinct can not hold Area 51. Can we get some Valor trainers up there please!

Duke will never make the tourney now without this strong out of conference matchup.

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

Not for the 1st time,

But I bet it’s Magikally delicious.

I can go for sashimi.

Meanwhile in the rest of the world.

A team worse than the USMNT just won the Euros playing aggressively ugly soccer. If the US had played that style they’d be put on blast for how pathetic they were.

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.