By comparison, Maryland was banned from the postseason for two years and was banned from television in 1991 after a coach gave $200 to a player and drove kids across campus, which constituted an impermissible benefit. I can’t wait to watch UNC get off with probation.

While I think that PSU should have shuttered their football program after what happened, I see less it being less enforceable from the NCAA’s perspective (i.e. this was a horrific crime that didn’t really involve cheating). UNC’s violation is as right down the fairway as you can get with respect to the NCAA’s mission…

I’m not typically for doxing people, but dox that fucker.

Is it? Anecdotally, I would have never guessed.

It’s a shame that Budweiser is on tap in virtually every Irish pub. They probably have no idea how good our beer game has become.

I’m inordinately sad as the championship era guys trickle out of there - Lincecum, Romo, Cain on the way out. They were hard to root against.

We need to Sikh and destroy these bigots.

No sports babies were injured during the filming of this video. *

I thought I was doing something wrong because I only have one Sun Stone and one King’s Rock, but apparently that’s actually a good thing.

Pfft. The hole in one was probably on a par 3. Wuss.

Yes, but Iceland has Elves!

I just assumed that this was so you could actually watch the wing fly off and get a nice view while you plummet to your doom.

I think the question on everybody’s mind is...does the curtain match the drapes?

Carmelo is this era’s Baron Davis - the perpetual best player on terrible teams.

If we’re going to talk about Odell Beckham in Miami, WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT EVERYBODY IS WEARING JEANS AND TIMS ON THE BOAT? WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS?

Oh I definitely get that. I do think the players need to be comped in some way beyond tuition and there are a lot of issues that need to be fixed. However, I’ll always cherish the memories of going to root on classmates (a couple of which were friends) and it’s always great to see those same players still eager to…

^ I knew this guy would show up.

As much as college sports are hated on this site, this is the reason why I love them. Your school can’t simply leave the area. The players become alumni and are a part of your squad for life. Pro sports? Just business.

Probably worth mentioning that Dodd had six blocks in the game.

Needs RC Pro Am.