I initially thought that Deadspin brought a Gawker writer over here to talk sports, but then I figured it out.

I think those lead ins are intended to be a way of disagreeing with a point in a respectful manner. I've always found those phrases to be an attempt on civil discussion versus somebody coming in with something like, "Wrong" or "Bullshit."

Maybe next year Deadspin can vote only for people that were suspected of steroid use. I hate watching the greatest players of that era get the shaft because of a group noodle armed dork journalists decided to get sanctimonious.

The tournament montage set to "You're the Best" is a top 5 all time montage scene.

Chad Kelly is listed as a "dual threat" quarterback. I'm interested in hearing what the other threat is.

To gross me out?

Oof. That's no good.

Was the "thug rice" actually dyed black or did you make that up? I didn't see that anywhere.

I actually asked one of the contributors this very question. No response, of course.

What is television?

I definitely made that sign with a friend. Shelden was ice grilling me throughout warmups.

I can't believe you did this whole review without a shout out to the Johnny Cab.

You nailed it. This is what people outside of the program hate more than anything. Thanks for representing your university with honor.

Penn State is a has been and likely a never be again. The fact that you think that people are making this a big deal because of jealousy speaks to how twisted your perspective is on the matter. Stop being okay with child rape.

Fuck you, you rape enabling coward.

You have a good point. I think that the environment surrounding the PSU culture did make it more likely to happen in Happy Valley than other places. When you have an institution that, in the eyes of the true believers, does no wrong (despite doing plenty of wrong), you have a recipe for this type of trainwreck. It…

You are wrong, and no.

Wrong. Stop pointing the finger elsewhere. This type of response is exactly what disgusts the rest of the college football world.

To blame Happy Valley for fostering an environment where Jerry Sandusky could thrive, could have the freedom and power to destroy the lives of the innocent for his own sadistic end, is to blame every community.

Wait. You mean this isn't Stonewall Jackson?