Hope they keep that blonde Australian X-Games commentator. She was very easy on the eyes and had a hot accent.

This is the right answer.

Thank you for your well founded internet opinion.

He was speaking with the mother, not the child. Clearly, it was another indication that she overindulges her child and raised him to be spoiled. They had no qualms harassing a stranger, and they got zinged for it. If that's the worst thing that happens to lowlifes that try to take advantage of others, they're…

The kid and the mother were being assholes by harassing me. Eff them both. You obviously grew up in a very delicate environment.

I have a fantastic father. Clearly, you failed to understand what I wrote so let's try it again.

When I was 15, I caught a Chris Hoiles foul ball (uncontested) at an O's game. After the catch, some fat turd came up to me and gave me this sad face. The boy wasn't even in the radius where he could reasonably have had a chance at the ball. His garbage mom gave me the whole, "Awwww, look at hiiim. He just wants…

Way to preempt the nerd question. Thank you.

I've seen this go down before at my dad's men's league game back in the day. There was a play at the plate and a guy basically slid head first, except instead he decided to go airborne and superman punch the catcher at the plate. All hell broke loose and it was amazing.

Amazingly, I think this flop might have been more ridiculous than anything Wojo, Battier, or Paulus ever did, and that's saying something. The Paulus no contact flop is close, but at least there was a play happening.

If nothing else, you can tell which game the author thinks he's good at.

Does it worry Eagles fans that the team needed DeSean Jackson to be the person that calmed everybody down and prevented further shit talking?

Well timed joke, but you're right, Bartman got a raw deal. Alex Gonzalez booted the double play ball that would have ended the inning. His Bill Buckner moment was forgotten and this poor guy was run out of town instead.

One of my old coed softball teammates would do this. It was hilarious.

Not kidding, I used to call this the Meteor Man haircut until I realized that nobody had ever seen that movie. Golden Lords!

When you see DC as #2 on that list, then you should know the answer to your question.

When I saw this (and every time I see something related to racism these days), I'm thinking, "please don't be a white guy! please don't be a white guy!", and then I saw that the majority of tweets weren't from white people and I was all like "yessss!".

Fear the Turtle. Fear the Cunt Punt.

Are you kidding? The comic has way less gender issues than the television show.

Carlos Boozer's mom had the water bottle to the head coming. Just saying.