There’s no good excuse for his failure, which should go down as the most humiliating performance in Super Bowl history.

FAKE NEWS! Isiah Thomas isn’t too big for literally anything.

Might wanna actually read the article dude.

According to Kyrie, so does the planet Earth.

What the fuck?

It has been pretty obvious he has a screw loose since he did a print interview years ago and stated that he removed the rearview mirror from his car because he always wanted to be looking forward and not back. It turns out this was literally true and not just a metaphor.

Even worse? He had his gun taken away twice before that incident because they thought he would kill her. Internal affairs had investigated him over 25 separate times. He had been involved in like 10 domestic disputes.

I'm surprised the cops didn’t shoot the black guy to “deny the perp a hostage.”

What was “The Kinja Caffeine Spider” doing “victim blaming in the AV Club comments”?

One very important point that everyone seems to miss (but economists constantly point out, which suggests to me that few people are listening to the experts) is that the stock market is not the economy.

“Will to win” is what fanboys use to replace the phrase “he was an asshole loathed by all who knew him.”

I think overall athlete improvement happens even faster than we realize.

Fun fact: Microsoft sent me the adaptive controller, along with a foot pedal.

I am paralyzed from the chest down. 

Season 3 of Making a Murderer is weird.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

It’s time to re-think Michael Jordan. Sure, he was cut from a JV team in high school, but he’s really turned it around since.

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

Elvis Andrus may have just found a new best friend.