Hey, Tim, ever hear of a paragraph?

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If it takes you “hours dedicated to checking your grammar”, I’m going to assume you’re not too bright to begin with. If your job only allows you to comment on Kinja while you drop a deuce, you’re not the “winner” you think you are.

He’s pretending that Kimbo used to be a legit fighter and that he fought legit competition in his Florida neighborhood.

Anyone who thinks this shit doesn’t happen at every single major NCAA program, across sports is fooling themselves.

Paper isn’t cheap on the inside, homie.

I am most upset that nobody has noticed that Tyson Fury is a grown man who cannot tie a tie correctly. It looks like some Rodney Dangerfield shit.

It’s sad that money like that couldn’t make YOUR life better. Fuck you, pal. It would make mine great.

you got worked

Two Soccer posts out of one hundred. One was for a completely freakish 5 goal performance. The other was a soccer player boning a broad on the field.

Nobody cares about Soccer, Deadspin. Tone it down.

Especially the way he was stuffed on the goal line 3rd and goal from the one.

I’d like to say “fuck you” to everyone who made this thread about the POS Trump instead of keeping the laser beam of hatred pointed squarely at the Rapist subject. Perhaps the most successful serial rapist of the past 100 years.

Westender got nothin’ on Space Truckers.

Pirates aren’t going to shoot them down with rifles. They’re going to bring them down with drones of their own.

Enjoy it on your white bread with mayo! I’ll be eating a meat that is actually tasty.

Exactly. If I “MUST INFUSE IT WITH THE GOODNESS”, you’re giving me a bland, dry meat. Which is fine, if I have no other options, like two centuries ago. Today I am not poor and I have a nearby supermarket. Steak or ham are widely available and affordable. Fuck turkey in its flavorless breast. Chicken is ten times…

It’s true. It has been reported on here and in other news sources. Cops are criminals.

Where were SOME of those “good” cops during the 13 months the force was covering up this obvious murder? NONE of them were brave enough to stand up and be true to the community they serve.

Just because they ALL suck doesn’t mean the people don’t expect them to still do the job they’re paid to do. We don’t owe the…

Feel free to stop looking like a crusty has-been loving idiot. Pete couldn’t play in today’s NBA. He played back when the ball was made out of unshaved goatskin and the court was still “L”-shaped.