Same shit, different day. I’m 32 and I’ve been playing violent games since the days of Wolfenstein and Doom on my 486. I’m not a violent person. I don’t even own a gun. Ditto for my closest friends. We’ve all been playing for decades and yet we haven’t murdered anyone and don’t own any weapons.

I know i’m probably in the minority but I hate pokemon with every fiber of my being.

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

I find your last sentence ironic. In trying to address vulgar and offensive language that presumes about others, you’ve addressed “BOYS” as the culprits. I see plenty of females on Kinja, other social media, and IRL using all of these phrases.

The problem is the gulf between a sport that is fun to play and a sport that is fun to watch.

Look at that sold out crowd.

Unpopular opinion I know, but I feel that a speedrunner using glitches is the same as a marathon runner who uses shortcuts. Its obviously not the way its meant to be done. Might as well pop a gameshark in there and just have it run the credits, game over 12 seconds.

His virginity, however, is still intact.

The zombie expansion for Red Dead was baller as hell.

Death rode in on pale horse and lookey at what I’m riding on gentlemen.

Hell we just need another Red Dead at this point.

They want all of Texas to travel to Dallas. Fucking Dallas. For a lackluster, undersold show of someone I wouldn’t probably bother to use the freebie to see if they were in the apartment next-fucking-door.

Also, how does the 2020 expiration work with the rolling out of shows through May 2017?

I feel like Ticketbastard…

It’s impossible to do this type of comparison on laptop video cards. For desktops, you can build a test bench and just swap cards (keeping all other factors consistent). On laptops you’d have different generation motherboards/processors and varying cooling setups throwing results different ways.

What do we want? You haven’t made it clear.

Or maybe....MAYBE.....people enjoy different music?! MIND BLOWING! I know!

Except sand is not food so your metaphor is completely invalid. A digital CCG is a game every bit as much as a RPG or MOBA is a game. So basically what you’re saying with your metaphor is:

I don’t know about anybody else... But, I can play at my best when I’m high and play at my absolute worst when I’m drunk!

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God, that is a terrible situation for those cops to be in. That is unbelievable.

Muhammad Ali did not throw out the first pitch in Marlins Park history. Jeffrey Loria’s sick ass paid whatever was asked (presumably more than the HR statue cost) to have Ali golf-carted out to the pitcher’s mound from Centerfield. The ball was then snatched from his unstable hands by none other than the unremarkable…

Can I have a Bernie and Hillary version too?