“It’s finally here! Kids, go to bed.”

His virginity, however, is still intact.

The zombie expansion for Red Dead was baller as hell.

Death rode in on pale horse and lookey at what I’m riding on gentlemen.

Hell we just need another Red Dead at this point.

They want all of Texas to travel to Dallas. Fucking Dallas. For a lackluster, undersold show of someone I wouldn’t probably bother to use the freebie to see if they were in the apartment next-fucking-door.

Also, how does the 2020 expiration work with the rolling out of shows through May 2017?

I feel like Ticketbastard…

It’s impossible to do this type of comparison on laptop video cards. For desktops, you can build a test bench and just swap cards (keeping all other factors consistent). On laptops you’d have different generation motherboards/processors and varying cooling setups throwing results different ways.

Moon tea. Fuck that little embryonic shit.

I’m going to assume that one of the biggest multinational companies on earth has slightly more market knowledge than your girlfriend who works in a dispensary.

What do we want? You haven’t made it clear.

Or maybe....MAYBE.....people enjoy different music?! MIND BLOWING! I know!

Except sand is not food so your metaphor is completely invalid. A digital CCG is a game every bit as much as a RPG or MOBA is a game. So basically what you’re saying with your metaphor is:

I don’t know about anybody else... But, I can play at my best when I’m high and play at my absolute worst when I’m drunk!

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God, that is a terrible situation for those cops to be in. That is unbelievable.

Muhammad Ali did not throw out the first pitch in Marlins Park history. Jeffrey Loria’s sick ass paid whatever was asked (presumably more than the HR statue cost) to have Ali golf-carted out to the pitcher’s mound from Centerfield. The ball was then snatched from his unstable hands by none other than the unremarkable…

Can I have a Bernie and Hillary version too?

Once again, Jalopnik, like all of Gawker’s sites, flips between the “we’re a blog!/we’re real journalists!” crap. Pick one. Commenting on automotive personalities is pretty much all Jalopnik does. Since when do you need to be able to “back it up?”

Its because Gawker has to make up for all the money they are going to lose when they have to pay out Hulk Hogan.

Well, actually no. To be honest in Italy we don’t loose precious time following the “I’m offended by” policy that is so popular in the Us (a nation that, as far as i know, has still some “racial based issues” and is the homeland of Donald Trump).

This is Gizmodo, Right?