I’m optimistic that he didn’t actually retire, forcing the media to cover his career nonstop for the next two weeks.

If a college football coach told Gary Danielson that the sky on Sunday would be yellow, Gary would enthusiastically tell everyone on the broadcast. The man is only capable of conveying coaches’ talking points.

Glad to have a person like this acting as a representative of the USA to the rest of the world!

Ah man, why’d you have to say that?

There are two things that are absolutely certain about pregnancy in film: if a woman pukes at any given time, she is pregnant (the news will come a scene or two later). Two, there is roughly a 47.9% chance that the woman will die giving birth to a child. The child will live, of course, and the father will be a bitter…

I don’t mean to hijack the threads (ha, like I could do that), but can someone explain to me when it’s correct and incorrect to use “female?” I remember seeing it in another thread but I can’t find it.

This is confusing because the two schools have such similar names.

Excuse me...it’s “CORAL,” not “Carl.”

She wasn’t comfortable taking this up with the police, but was totally fine with bringing it before the court of public opinion? I’m not denying that it happened, but with no facts being presented, he’s guilty to us all whether it happened or not.

Did the Frisky drop him after one allegation? Or after the others came out? Because dropping a writer after one unconfirmable allegation seems pretty drastic (given, the alleged crime is even more drastic).

This is amazing.

She certainly must have been important to whoever buried her, but the fact is that she went London against her will (either due to a forced marriage, or as a slave). So, yeah, London has always been diverse, but how much of it was due to the violence of the times.

Well, she was in Rome because she was either a slave or a woman forced into marriage, so yeah, good on London for being diverse, but she was there against her will.

He played Kobe at the 4 the other day when they were “trying to go small.” It didn’t work.

These uniforms make the teams look like summer league teams.

I’m so glad that I’m not alone in my love of these segments.

Oh that’s a good one. Can I use it?

“FINE! I’ll say it: I don’t like black people!”

A man.

I know plenty of guys who listen to shitty music, too, so if Mr. Iovine is going to make statements about people not being able to find good music, he should probably make them gender neutral.