$20 says that Russia blames this on American-backed rebels.

Wait, the videos are completely fabricated, right? How do they get so much run from the right if they are literally not true?

How progressive!

So they want to turn debates into mini, live commercials for their campaign.

Doc reportedly isn’t angry; just disappointed.

Doesn’t he look like he’s been photoshopped? Whatever angle the photo is taken from, it looks like someone added in his face from a different angle, and it looks weird.

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” If he gave you Chlamydia once, what would make you want to have unprotected sex with him AGAIN?

I hated the repeated comparisons to Buckner. Buckner had a simple groundball that went through his legs. Hosmer tried to take a wicked hop to the side (which we would all do).

Technically he’s an atheist.

Wow

I can’t believe they did a segment on this, but these photos were fantastic.

The follow-up to this segment consists of a flamboyantly gay man, a frat guy, and a hipster.

Of course Ryan Murphy, Barbara Streisand, Lady Gaga, and John Travolta hang out together. OF COURSE THEY DO.

I tried to find out the French word for “coyote,” only to find that the French word for “coyote” is “coyote.”

Where all men have to stand at the back of the bus, quietly?

Yeah seriously, having a kid at this fictional school is as cool as Air Force One’s were in 2004.

“Maybe I’m wrong, but the laser focus on how women are supposed to “look” and “act” seems like an anathema to the “power struggle” that Greer identified in the 1970s.”

God does he sound like an idiot. There wasn’t one big vote or a presidential decree that made slavery legal in the US. It happened before the Revolution, and after.

Nope

One time I had this surreal dream that I woke up, and Omar Little had moved the chair I typically keep on the other side of the room, and was talking to me whilst cleaning a shotgun. I was so terrified that I actually woke up...and found that I HAD MOVED THE CHAIR IN MY SLEEP AND WAS SITTING IN IT, looking at where I…