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Ok, are you Alt-timeline me?

No, but presumably with his regular pissing he isn't pissing with someone supervising him to make sure it's really his piss.

I worked at a place like that for a while. About every 9 months or so you'd show up and the testing people were there, and the next day about five people were gone.

Way back when, there was a locker in the garage of my father's business, and in the bottom of the locker was this STASH of deep-cut nasty porn. Stuff that made Hustler look tame. I didn't dare mention it to my father, but I sidewise mentioned it to one of the other guys. He was all, "Yeah, that was [Employee Who…

Like St. Valentine.

"Porn was on paper? You're making that up. You can't put paper into Private Browsing mode!"

See, that's very much Ramsay's style: take that extra effort to make sure Theon suffers for much longer.

A, C and D. All at once.

But the children come to them, for they are the Porn Piper.

Oh, the Porn is good to me.

Who were those glorious perverts of the 70s and 80s who would buy pornography and leave it in the woods for kids to find? Where are they now?

There used to be a cashier at my supermarket who would regularly say super-provocative things to me. ("I don't like to get wet… from the rain." "My sister's husband keeps 'catching' me in the shower. I probably shouldn't have blown him that one time." "I keep hooking up with random guys from Craigslist. The danger…

Denying my fetish IS NOT MY FETISH. (it is)

"A 25-year-old female without a word for her sexuality" Ugh. There's a word. That word is likely "bisexual", but she wants to think she's more of a special snowflake than something as simple as that.

Psst: Look to the subject heading of this article.

I completely love "soaking", in that it's the most bizarrely hair-splitting technicality of "we're not having sex" I've ever seen. I just love how the religious/conservative try to cheat the system instead of just accepting that they want to have sex and that's OK.

I once, back in the day, managed seven. And I was damn raw afterwards.

It does make you wonder about the rules of the afterlife, and whose afterlife overlaps with whose. I mean, Daniel and Ellie are there, and that's really them, but they're on a different path to move on. And, yeah, Ana Lucia is in her own, and while it intersects with the island people, she's not PART of it (in part…

It's pretty much the bread and butter of Baen. And, hey, there's an audience, and I don't begrudge them that. But I find it damn mystifying.

At this point, I fully expect Davis & Usher to reveal themselves as members of the Illuminati, and that's what Frank is angling to get into.