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Man, this is an outstanding piece of writing. Top work, Dave.

Yes.

Fox & Friends mocked the victim. TDS took aim at those who tried to downplay the whole ugly incident.

You mean neatly package 72 hours' worth of information on a story in a way that's easily digestible for those less familiar with all of the facts yet still entertaining for those who have been closely following said story, all in a satirical fashion that exposes the ugly side of humanity while still allowing us to

It's not the issue of what their punishment was about Rice (if they say "yeah we say it and yeah we gave him too small a punishment - we made a mistake" no one really cares anymore than they did originally). It's about the NFL lying. And lying so poorly and blatantly. What else have they lied about? When they're

That depends. Is the quarterback a young up-and-comer who just won a Super Bowl or an aging bipedal hippopotamus?

Now that the ante has been raised for woman beaters... hypothetically speaking... if, say, a quarterback were to force a woman into a bathroom and rape her while my, er, his buds watched the door, what type of punishment would that garner in this new lame climate of accountability? Asking for a friend.

Hang on. Domestic violence in this country is chronically underreported. So just comparing arrest stats between the US and the NFL isn't necessarily instructive. I'd argue that domestic violence could be more underreported in the NFL than in society as a whole, due to the financial incentives for not making waves —

Fuck that. You're right that society has a domestic violence problem. But the NFL also uniquely has a domestic violence problem because of the highly public implicit claims it makes about how much domestic violence matters. This has been brought up ad nauseum, but when Josh Gordon gets 16 games for smoking weed while

"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

"Better after there is completely damning evidence released that will destroy our brand than never."

Consider forming really strong opinions about independent video games.

Jesus Motherfucking Christ on a bicycle in June. This CANT be real. Real, rational human beings can't possible operate like this.