If I make my wife laugh hard enough, she farts. That's how I know when it's good.

Maybe their cat also does tricks while outside.

I live in Bakersfield m'self and I literally am having security cameras installed outside my house as we speak. There's a big meth problem here, which leads to a lot of break ins and thefts.

What a good cat, holy crap. I hope the mayor gives it the key to the city.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

Y'all so stupid. One of my best friends, WHOSE HOUSE EXPLODED, asked me to say these things so he can have responses.

Yeah, you can explode your house all you want, but why do you have to shove it down my throat all the time?

Hey, I just don't think that this sort of thing should be shown on television. It is just too over the top. I don't want my children exposed to this sort of thing, and it is just not part of my belief system that this sort of thing is appropriate.

You say, "That kids, is what it looks like when a house explodes." It's not like a pair of tits flew out the garage door.

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

Clearly you didn't watch the video. Tim's answers:

So maybe frog would have worked after all?

Not to mention, you have think like people that let themselves get surveyed by Family Feud. I would say cicada, but it's probably too high brow.

You had the benefit of no pressure and unlimited time, and your noisy insect was frog?

Maybe I'm just a a fucking idiot but I wouldn't have done much better outside of the insect question.

Can you explain how 4 and 5 even make sense? "What chance do you have of dating a girl who's a 10?" leads to the answer being a probability. For instance: a 15% chance, a one-in-100 chance, etc. Simply "4" or "5" does not compute. Even if they meant one-in-4 and one-in-5, that doesn't make logical sense. 25% of people…

But somehow "5" got 31 points (I'm very confused as well). When I initially read the question I thought "1 in a million" would be the obvious choice.

frog?

That first question is bullshit, even by the Feuds's standards. Is it supposed to be a percent? Like I have a 10% chance of dating a 10. Maybe it's supposed to be statement like "a bad chance" or "not good." That being said, "4" is a really bad answer.

I was ready to make fun of her, but those are awful questions and her teammate nailed all the obvious answers. Family Feud sucks.