WELL-MEANING FRIEND: Oh my god, M.A., what happened to your face?
ROSKO: I fell on the ice.
WMF: It's Mike, isn't it? I knew he was trouble.
ROSKO: No, seriously, I fell on the ice. I was on assignment at the new ice rink…
WMF: Stop it, M.A. Stop defending him. You can do better than him.
ROSKO: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO YOU…