I hear Wolf Business is the official news network of Boko Haram.

First two seasons are pure gold. So looking forward to season 3. Excited to see Ackles involved too.

Probably a good decision.

Staffer Wayland Smithers was quick to respond...

I think that’s just the wraithification process that inevitably sets in for all conservatives after they mortgage their soul for beans.

Cindy Suchan can’t be thaaat bad. I mean, just look at this wholesome picture of her and her son:

I forgot the funniest detail: playing Super Mario World on SNES is what made my wife drop the f-bomb in the first place. So then my daughter picked up the controller and was mimicking mommy by saying “motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker!” while wildly gesturing with the controller.

Dragon’s Dogma. Nice reference. 

So they can take their wagging fingers and insert them deeply into their own asses.

If it means that I don’t have to worry about possibly freezing to death just because it gets too fucking cold, then yes, absolutely. The leadership of this state doesn’t give a shit about its constituents as is, so whatever, nationalize it idgaf 

I wanna know who would win in a race in equal machinery:

Of course he is...

White people who resist arrest get shot too - it just doesn’t make the national news

Normally, I’d agree with you, but in this situation I’ll need to refer to the case of fuck around vs. find out.

Personally, as a brown man, if I were dumb/desperate enough to do something like this I’d rather suffer vigilante justice than whatever will happen to me once the cops arrive

Ya ever play fight with one of your cousins who has done some amateur boxing and accidentally tag him a bit too hard?  Remember that ass whoopin that followed?  Yeah, here’s to hoping.

My parents keep pestering me to move to FL and I keep looking at this whole hot mess and just saying no. 

Qunts?

Steven Smeagal.

I give you a star and my best reaction GIF