How has nobody suggested Canyonero yet?

No, this is accurate.

That’s the thing, right? In quantitative edge this might have been a generational weather event, but contrary to their hot image, Texas and most of the South in general get significant blasts of winter a lot more often than that. Hell, if I remember a certain history class correctly, Europeans’ introduction to the…

And also the ones who have a fit of the vapors if there’s a hint of a female nipple anywhere

I think the anecdote about Tiffany making and cancelling reservations is hiding some really sad stories.

Ask the guys down at BJ’s Restaurants.

Not a surprise that white republicans don’t know what the clit is.

Jesus when I get drunk I just end up sobbing about that guy who broke my heart in high school. Never needed to text my clit to a single solitary person!

“Look—‘Objection to counting the electoral votes of the State of Arizona,’”

Don’t forget the wrap around shades. Racist doucebags who drape themselves in flag gear always wear wrap arounds.

That type of shirt is the first clue.

I mean, it probably wouldn’t be the worst thing that ever happened to me while day drinking.

I got corrected by a Black friend a few years ago for using the phrase “call a spade a spade.” I had absolutely no clue there were racist connotations to that. I thought the phrase just referred to a common object as a way to basically say “telling it like it is.”

I just don’t say it now. I’ll just straight-up mute myself, not even mouth it. Fortunately I’m usually listening to RTJ (it’s only about 15 minutes to and from work, so I’m never in my car long enough to need to branch out), and El-P obviously never says it and Killer Mike infrequently does, at least by rap standards.

Also, from ABC News:

Have an acquaintance (she’s been downgraded from friend) who stupidly posted “Why didn’t Bill Clinton get impeached for behavior unbecoming of a president.” Girlfriend.....he DID get impeached for a whole lot LESS than cheating on his wife. But president cheatin ass, multiple baby mama, pussy grabbin, would probably…

So a man who fucked around on everyone of his three wives and probably had sex with underage girls, Is “God’s chosen one” but Harris Is a Jezebel.

Just for you:

I’m beginning to think that one of the main draws of evangelical Christianity is the ability to shift the blame to Satan whenever you do something shitty.