This is the most honest Graham has ever been in his life

I genuinely am not trying to be a dick. And I’m getting your point of how to best use the imagery as a weapon against these racist assholes.

Semantics...but it's "woe", not woah.  ...unless youre on an excellent adventure with Bill and/or Ted

This joke was a fantastic mix of snark and nerdiness and Im upset it doesnt have more stars

Next on Homicide: Life in White Sheets...

Troyer wanted that man killed for no logical, discernable reason. That’s why he made the call he made. He expected Altheimer to be shot on the scene, unable to defend himself in the future...all for the thrill of itit.

Seriously...the last point you quoted sticks with me a lot. So many assumptions by that other poster that are pure speculation. There was no mention of the details of the agreement btween the parents union and the vendor.

It's so goddamn simple and stupid...yet it's completely accurate and you nailed it.  Those have literally been his 2 points on it which i just know will give me a nosebleed if i try to think on it too much

I love the state. I truly do. I grew up just west of Chicago, but always went camping and fishing in Wisconsin. Love the scenery, love the fishing, hell, even had the best burger of my life there when I was like, 13. And I still remember it. Im now 35.

On top of that, dude is 7'1. Common basic f-ing sense should tell you as an employee, even if you were born after his playing days, that with him walking around with a certain comfort that he’s a somebody.

I get a lot of customers where I bartend that launch into racist tirades, often too loudly (cuz alcohol), just because I’m white and therefore -must- be on their side. Little do they know, I donate a portion of their tips to a different charity every month for things I know they would absolutely loathe! NAACP, ACLU, Na…

Im still wondering why nobody has addressed the increase percentage of Horse thefts?  Anyone going to do anything about all these wagon crashes?  And what about all the hunted red tailed squirrels?!  Oh god, won't somebody think of the squirrels?!  They're not meant to be made into chaps, people!

What’s a clit?

Probably owns and wears a lot of tactical style items/clothing, which has been delightfully labeled “tacticool” as a snarky insult.

This story made me chuckle...because of the implication of what would happen if he was pissed off. We dont need to say it. White people, i mean. It’s just 1 word and it’s unnecessary. To me, it’s the verbal equivalent of the swastika. Normal, regular, overall decent people dont need to fuck with it.

I actually checked with Satan on this issue. His response (and I quote):

THIS is an example of somebody who actually deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom.  Not Rush, not Belichek (even though he refused it), but someone who actually gives a shit about laws and America as a whole.

All of this sounds like a course I would like to take now as an adult, haha.  Wish I went to college, wish I coulda taken even just an intro class to business/financing/eco.  Everything I'm learning now is half exhausted after working all day behind a bar

Growing up in Chicago, I went to a Blackhawks game when they faced the NY Rangers. I also saw the White Sox play the Texas Rangers at Comiskey.

*snicker*