Hey bro. Hey. Not everyone has a “Preferred Diner” card from the Cheesecake Factory there in the District. That’s bigly stuff. And the Kohl’s one exit up on Valle Verde? Well, let’s just say i know a guy who’s cousin could get us 2 free $15 Kohl’s cash coupons. Each.

Was his wife’s arms covered by sleeves? Only shameful harlots dont cover their arms.

I think AngryGames’ goal was to point out that this particular group’s idols would actually hate them to their very core and the complete idiocy of the current breed of nazi’s ignorance to that fact.

Asked who could have done the hacking, the Stotches claimed:  “It was some Puerto Rican guy”

I think the degree is real. Ive even visited the campus.

This just in:

It could be used by every politician running against Republicans this year as a motivational tool to get African american women to get out and vote.  And as we saw in Alabama, that is a very very good thing.  

We’re still awaiting a quote from the Dodo delegation. We’ll have more once they figure out theyre not aquatic. Back to you in the studio, Tom.

Denzel Washington will have the last remaining copy of it and have to keep it protected as he wanders the wasteland, blind.

A gay Libtard*

Donkey looks confident. Elephant looks like he’s afraid to get hit.  Sooooo real life politics.

You leave Timothy Olyphant out of this

There’s one possibility im open to considering. CONSIDERING. please note what im about to say is not a defense of Melania but as a realist, i always consider the smallest of percentages of a possibility, even if I dont think it’s the actual outcome. P.s. Fuck Trump.

Yeah but his shirt is 2 sizes too big. Seriously, how hard is it to google somebody with style? Every republican just needs to google “Matt Bomer White Collar”

As a player:

Counterpoint: there is never a good use of DJ Khaleds anything.  Ever.  At all.

“See, hims juts like uses!"

Look how low the collar is though. Trump could never wear that because of his neck-vagina he’s always trying to hide.

I can see why he likes tan.  Im no fashion expert guy but i can tell when something just works on someone.  This suit works great with his overall look