I used to live in the suburbs about an hour west of the City. You know, it genuinely blows my mind how a place full of great, honest, hard working, no bull-shit people continuously, for decades upon decades to damn near a hundred years now, keep putting some of the worst options when it comes to state government. Not…

Im considered a millennial. I was born in 85. ...on the tail end of this millennial classification, kids that were born then never even heard of He-Man or knew what “bunny ears” meant in relation to tv antennas.

...the only thing that’s black that she’ll willfully acknowledge

Poor, sad Val kilmer

She looks as awful as her voice sounds

Well. Larry Flynt is offering $10m to any wvidence that leads to Trump’s impeachment and removal. If she pulls this off with the “he admits to being Denison and therefore it was a campaign crime” then there’s a quick buck right there.

Hey, you leave the President alone

Referencing hockey while making a point about U.S.-Canada relations AND insulting Trump in the process?

Id drive the fuck out of a “Ford Pegasus”. Wouldnt even care if it was a minivan. It’d be magical.

How great would it be if Zinke has a bunch of framed Michelle Wie pictures on his wall as well, haha

Bingo.

Has anyone bothered to look up if “David Dennison” shows up on any other documents anywhere else for anything else?

...then how is our drinking age regulated to 21?

Not wrong at all! Ms. Tomei was (and still is) rockin it.

As a suburban, former mid-western, still white but not really a kid anymore...i disagree. She strikes me more as what was thought “the type” for late 80's to late 90's. Which is the time frame Trump still kinda wishes it still currently (i think). Consider your Baywatches, your Jenna Jameson’s, your Kelly Bundy’s.

Stephen Colbert!

He was black. Or a Democrat. Probably both.

NRA spokesperson

Fantastic. I’d buy you a beer (or beverage of your choosing) if you walked into my bar and i overheard that.

I felt you landed that joke like a McMaster