Trump’s 6 foot. Put’s him right there in this photoe as well as -just- a smidge shorter than Obama in their side-by-side if you look at their eye line.

Propecia is codenamed for speed in this instance, methinks.

On the left is a picture of a man who talks way too much and needs to be punched in the face for it.

Starred for the last 9 words of your comment alone. Haha

I initially thought this was an elaborate prank because my brain kept reading “Phil Her” and i thought we were having a Bart Simpson-Calls Moe’s Tavern moment.

“how bout i put a little hitch in that Gary Cooper Walk?”

Dont forget to add that that “black americans” are, apparently, an entirely different species of American that must be specified at all times. As opposed to, you know...just being American.

Fun fact: “black americans” dont exist. Theyre simply known as “Americans”.

Fan-freaking-tastic

“Welcome To Iowa! Come for the....um...stay for the...ah fuck it, Wisconsin Dells is that way”

Helluva comeback. Not sarcasm. That was on point.

...he’s a demon that is too evil for his meat suit.

...not defending Delladova, but that was the -exact- excuse most of the jabroni fans made when he ran over Hinrich. It was Hinrich’s fault

Im thoroughly enjoying it in VR again. I thought i was officially burned out on Skyrim after what im guessing is easily over 1000 hours total since it’s release.

Those were crab steps

As well as her husband’s manhood

Rhyming Homer with homer? Genius.

He looks exactly like the kind of guy that runs his mouth around all his friends but then the moment your face to face with him alone it changes real fast to “nah man, i was just playin. Why you so serious?” accompanied by a rainbow-haired deer in headlights look

Eh, im late to the party so im giving you the credit haha

Makes me want to save a horse and fight a cowboy