Hahahaha

This is a PERFECT example right here how of how Republicans work. Their entire base of ideals on display. You see, people? They will take ANYTHING and EVERYTHING away from you and yours if/when they can and they will enjoy it entirely for themselves. Then they will lie to your face about it. Then, when there’s…

Her. Trudeau. Macron. I’ll take any of them. Or all of them together. So far im liking Merkel the most lately, but Ill take Trudeau based on his geographical proximity.

It just smells a lot nicer.

The punk bitch has literally gotten up and left the room as soon as he was faced with hard questions, forgetting to sign a document that he was posing for.

Britney Spears: “I always sing live”

Sigourney Weaver rules. If she hasnt recieved one already, she deserves a lifetime achievement award of some kind for action heroes. In a time when she came in, the attention was mostly dominated by Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Van Damme. Didnt matter to me tho. As a kid growing up in the 90's, Ripley was always…

As a bartender on the Vegas strip, I’d like to give a nice hearty Fuck You to this Sourdough Saloon. Spend more time creating good recipes and not shitty disgusting gimmicks.

“anything to win. At all costs. No mercy. No compromise. No morals”

...works for the Cleveland Browns

I dont know about surprised. Maybe more of “disappointed” because at some point, with ALLLLLLL this crazy bullshit going on, you’d hope some more flowers of common sense would start blossoming in peoples’ gardens.

How many times do we have to do this cycle? How many times do dumbasses have to buy into “trickle down economics”? How many times do we need to be pulled out of a hole?

Up remains down it appears. Guess i should have seen this coming, after a guy can physically attack a person from the media asking questions that pertain to what’s actually applicable to our country right now and he can still get elected.

I have. It’s delicious. My recommendation as a bartender: use Stoli Vanilla vodka in place of regular. Fantastic.

Gwen Stefani is to punk as Taylor Swift is to country.

“...Lorde spits...”

Hey now, you be nice to Jefferson. He was “nervous” after all. Apparently it’s a little intimidating to deal with a strong woman of color without the soft, warm glow of a burning cross in the middle of the night while in the comfort of wearing a hooded robe with 20 friends behind you. Poor lil fella.

My fiance hates him too but for no reason that she can explain. It’s “I dont know. I just do.”

So much winning. So much winning it hurts.

He managed to insult and piss off every level of national intelligence. Hell, if anything he should drop the best deal maker shtick and claim to be the best unifier because wow did he bring all these agencies together under one united goal.