Yo...it’s a jersey thing. Ya muff cabbage. They talkin bad about jersey? Whats up wit dat?!

Optics. Optics = winning

...so much winning

You know...i was just thinking the other day about how a good majority of all the key players in this administration look like something straight outta Supernatural to where human hosts are housing truly evil demons of different types and it’s morphing their appearances making it harder and harder to hide that fact. …

Punk. Ass. That is what he is. One might even argue his actions were that of a “beta”. Or a “cuck”.

Pull up the most hardcore man on man action you can find and flash the phone right at his face as you walk by. His reaction would probably be priceless.

Pence spoke of “Religious Liberty”.....religious...fucking..liberty. too bad they dont allow weapons at those things cuz every student would need a machete to cut through irony that thick.

I genuinely hope your comment is true. This being the internet, it’s easy for anyone to claim anything...just as it is easy to be pessimistic and disbelieving. Im really trying hard not to be the latter in hopes youre not being the former.

“no puppet. No puppet. Youre the puppet”.

My Fiance’s dad wouldnt shut up about how he was the clear choice and Hillary was “evil” before the election. He brought that topic up over and over, unprovoked and unrelated to whatever was currently the topic being discussed. Took every ounce of willpower to not say anything and she noticed more than once.

When one can no longer justify even the most lunatic of bat shit actions, theyre no longer considered a true party Republican.

Hahahaha. Dam repairs. Because of all the leaks currently. Clever, Fox News. I dont get to say that about you all that much really. But this time...clever.

Media directly quotes the President.

Yeah...im tired of all this winning now. Id like to just go back to “losing” with the black guy now. Please. Please. Just no more of this winning.

No thanks. Im not putting anything weak, disgusting, and orange in my body.

“...defending someone who is truthful, and not making themselves fully available to the public.” ...sounds like Atkins is the one that should be running for the office instead of this bike bitch

That almost reads as similar as direct quotes from the 45 clown himself. d enjoy full posts regularly like this if you did them haha

“furthermore to this story, Republican men have added an addendum to the new health care plan for Ball-Replacement Surgery to regain whatever sense of manhood they’ve lost over the past 100+ days. No word yet if a Spine will be included in bill. More on this as it develops.”

That’s how I feel about the Republican party in general

To Kylie Jenner: GO. AWAY.