Dude that shit probably costs $349.96 (with tax). On the east coast crappy casinos and third-rate DJs advertise with banners towed back and forth behind an aged crop-duster piloted by a 17 year-old off the beaches of LI.

You mean ‘Datsuns?’

It’s not going to impress people who don’t know cars, and it’s not going to impress people who do know cars. But the warranty is good until 4 years/50k miles and it’s a lot of crossover for $31k. NP

I think NYers are always cranky because simply living there day by day is so stressful. I bet when you move out of the city you feel better because your body is no longer in perpetual fight or flight mode. 

Careful, they lose their shit around here if you even hint at not wanting to change your own oil.

“John” is an accepted name in our society, as are literally thousands of other possible names. “Abcde” is not. It just isn’t.

Nobody is ridiculing the child, we are ridiculing the parent. Stop trying to eliminate shame from our world, we won’t be better off without it.

I completely agree with the mom... under no circumstance should the child be shamed for her name, it’s not something she has ever had control over.

I don’t agree with that take. McDonald’s gave up their Super Sized promotion in 2004, spurred partly by the Spurlock documentary, but also the realization that people don’t want MORE food. If you’re looking at the trend lines, fast food is way more healthy than it was 10-20 years ago. More fruit, more yogurt, more…

I know of family of some means, but in no way super rich. They flew about 8 people to the Bahamas for just about the same price as eight commercial flights, but they flew from a regional airport to a private airport much closer to the villa they rented. They figure they saved about 8 hours in TSA, connections and…

She points out that food safety requires a well-trained staff, good procedures, and a solid sick leave policy. “Neither of those things are compatible with a workforce that’s terrified, broke, has no access to healthcare, no workplace bargaining power, and is kept on desperation wages by the threat of being reported…

Again: The leader of the 69th. Drew sky-penises.

This man is a national hero. The Air Force should stop dicking around, sack up, and say nuts to punishing him for a load that’s been blown way out of proportion.

Not sure why anyone is surprised. Have you ever heard military guys tell stories? They’re always at the intersection of juvenile and WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!?

I don’t ‘watch’ porn in public, but I browse my reddit news feed, and sometimes explicit pictures or gifs come along, and I click them, just the same way I click everything else... if someone doesn’t like it, don’t fucking look at my phone screen, you nosy fuckers.

But you don’t, and you won’t.  Don’t you have somewhere else to be insecure about your masculinity?

Get a CPO M240 Xdrive

Can we move beyond having dumb associations with “random” ordered plate combinations? You’ll never, EVER, not offend someone.

I get that this cow is a bit bigger than average, but I’m not convinced those other cows are also not small. They look nearly half his height, which at a touch over 3 ft seems like a small-ass cow.

I dunno, “You drive a crooked hoss” is pretty f-ing great, but “seasick crocodile” is all-time and that’s what really matters here.