They can and will. Probably have to. Either pick it up and put it on a flat-bed trailer or airlift it out. Either way is going to be expensive.

Not worth the cost of repairs. At a minimum, that helo will need new tail rotors, main rotors, skids, a transmission overhaul/inspection, an engine overhaul/inspection, and flight tests when finished.

How much? And do they deliver?

You had a plan? A plan is just a list of things that won’t happen.

The Fish People are mad? Fish aren’t people, people!

Nevermind. Reading comprehension failure. Back to school for me. At $3,000, that is NP every day and twice on Tuesday.

The price is wrong in the headline.

Damn, Justin. Did you smoke a bad bowl last night?

And for killing spiders.

Poor man’s Jag.

This fall? Can you give me a date, so I can get the week off?

Yes, how dare I try to keep my crew and customers safe by preventing you from having an open flame in a plane. And how dare the FAA mandate that people aren’t allowed to smoke due to safety reasons. And how dare I suggest that you stay sober while travelling in a tight quarters with a hundred other people so that you…

Please don’t do that. We don’t like open flames in airplanes. If you’re not mature enough to handle a flight sober, just eat the pot instead.

Good theory, bad practice. Planes with TVs in the seats have the remotes in the armrests.

You’re welcome to build a better mouse trap and reap the rewards.

There are four guys in that photo. That is not how I remember the movie. I am so confused.

No real American is going to buy a frenchy-sounding car. Styling, price, and performance won’t make a difference to someone who won’t say poo-zho or sit-tron. Those names are too fruity.

A good start.

That is a “good” rating? It looks like the driver’s head smacks the steering wheel pretty good.

Looks like Torch has been sniffing Bondo again.