No my friend, the Brownsiest thing possible is that they win against the Bills and Chargers and end up dropping from the #1 draft pick to the #4 draft pick which they then trade it, their 2nd round, Terrelle Pryor and their next three first round picks to the Cowboys for Tony Romo who immediately injures his back in…

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

He had 131 yards with Josh McCown throwing to him. In a Browns uniform. I dunno he seems ok?

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

The new florida mod that came out for it can get fucked though. I mean...look. I’m not going to take a hit of bath salts before playing a video game just to get ‘the full experience’. I want to play as florida man. I don’t want to BE florida man...

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.

The Altima end to the fight

I’m so happy the East Atlanta Santa is a free man. The world is a better place because of it.

Being struck by Lightning is act of God and should be covered by his insurance.

I might be in the minority, but I’d say Ellis deserved what he got. I’m no JT Brown fan or even a bolts fan. No reason to throw even a light check with so little time left in a 3-0 game, let alone while your teammate has the puck.

Paying $100 to not get a job with the Browns seems totally worth it.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

Yes, well, I’m awaiting my deportation any moment now (both from US and then from Poland).

He sure is. In his career wolves have a 41% win prcnt when he plays and 24% when he doesn’t.

I deserve this burn and it is a good burn.

“Milwaukee, Minnesota...nobody gives a fuck about the Midwest anyway.”

Figures that this fuckin’ dickwad prefers pepsi. This is what all pepsi fans look like.

That’s the face of someone who’s been putting up with a lot of shit, and realizes she’s got some thinkin’ to do.

I was expecting a little more of a slap then that. He deserved to be slapped for wearing an “our house” jersey alone.

That’s disgusting. Coke is clearly superior.