OK, let’s use a side-on view of the 5-series Gran Turismo:

If you have a few stories a day about a few cops being “bad apples,” then after a while, it ceases to be a “bad apples” situation and becomes systemic.

 Or, put in terms for the GOP. The misconduct rate is probably close the the welfare fraud rate, which means it’s a massive issue, right?

Isn’t wearing flip-flops, shorts and a trucker cap while riding a Hayabusa with an extended swingarm almost a standing admission to just about any reckless motorcycling behavior you can be accused of?

COVFEFE!

The car is hung up on something in the road, like a crack or a divot. And they are trying to bounce the car to shake it loose. Except that car’s suspension is total junk, like the ENTIRE CAR!! And so, because of this, hilarity ensues.

I believe they’re attempting to create divots in the pavement underneath the car by smacking it downward with the power of a thousand manbuns.

Those poor tires. He finally got a hole in one.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

If you want the ultimate test, try reading the article.

Reading comprehension seems a little low around here.

The author literally talks about getting to navigate during the 2015 Baja 1000 in the second paragraph lol

TigerSwan internal communications draw comparisons between the anti-DAPL movement and jihadist fighters, and characterize it as, “an ideologically driven insurgent with a strong religious component.”

#MakeAmericaQueueAgain

The TSA is safety theater, and nothing more.

Now, all of a sudden, I can’t use it?”

because she left her keys behind and he turned it back on?

What would T.J. Hooker do?

only she can make that assessment, wætherman.

I can’t believe 90% of the replies missed the joke