This is hilarious to me. Ed was so rounded on for being a nerd, for his voice, for being dull, for eating a sandwich wrong... anything. During the 2015 General Election, the British teenage girl contingent had enough and, the “Milibaes” were born.

You mean attempted Prime Minister Ed Miliband, whose “brilliant” campaigning involved carved his fucking principles on a rock to the tune of £7,000:

#notallmen

Actually, I’ve read “alternative facts” distributed about the Women’s March in several cities by black feminists.

I really have nothing to add. Take that is a sign that this is extremely well written. I enjoyed reading this from start to finish.

Kudos.

This might be a good time to recall something of which many of us are ignorant in our own history. It is estimated that 10 to 30% of Africans forced to our shores as slaves were of Muslim descent: many of them spoke and wrote in Arabic; some of them Hafidhs who had memorised the entire Qu’ran and could recite it in…

Oops, was supposed to go in the first post.

This manipulation of the math as justification is pure Conway:

I’m so happy that “President Bannon” is now a thing and out in the open. My hope is that it bothers Trump enough to get rid of him.

I don’t know, but Homeland Security is obviously getting defensive and repeating Kellyanne Conway talking points.

This could really trigger a constitutional crisis, because the US Marshals, while charged with carrying out actions of the Judiciary, are under the purview of the Attorney General in the Dept of Justice. There is no Attorney General right now (Sessions has not been approved). Quelle mess.

Brooks vs Sumner. Never forget.

I can’t wait until members of Congress are hitting each other with sticks and fire pokers during session like they used to do back in early American days. Only now, there will be cameras.

To a point I try to be understanding about people in shitty situations just trying to do their job. HOWEVER, even the military tells you to disobey unlawful orders, surely CBP can too. Blindly carrying out these holds and purposefully ignoring federal judicial directives is outrageous. Any sympathy I could have ever…

“To be clear, this is not a Muslim ban, as the media is falsely reporting,”

Anyone know which law enforcement agency would be responsible for arresting CBP agents violating court orders? Let’s dive into the alphabet soup of departments who might have this authority. FBI, perhaps?

God, it is sad the Red Scare-era quotes are still so relevant, but:

Im not sure, since I live in an echo chamber, but I think Uber uses cars.

See you tomorrow.