All of these were just Ellie’s.

All by Kate Dries.

The metric system is stupid. It’s way easier to describe something as being 45 feet long than to say it’s 1.372e+11 ångströms, or whatever the hell it is Europeans do.

You know what though, I like this man. He’s like the anti-Turmp: thoughtful, somewhat sheepish, interested in the world outside our borders. The metric system thing sort of struck me as a shorthand for a vision of the US as a team player, willing to consider adopting methods that have worked better elsewhere in the…

That Anderson Cooper. You give him a centimeter, and he’ll take a mile.

Ellie, who is this person? Is he your Dad?

It took me a minute or two to even remember who this was. I don’t think I was ever aware he’d made the metric system a major part of his platform.

Great. The only other detective in that division is Mark Fuhrman.

If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men starring white men in brown face.

Yeah, let’s all act offended that a Dominican born brown man offered up a stereotypical depiction of other brown people that white people have been perpetuating for like 500 years. If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men…

“Per our request, TBS will suspend Pedro Martinez for the duration of the playoffs. Racism directed towards Native Americans is something that we here at Major League Baseball have zero tolerance for. Hey, wait, why are you guys laughing? No, seriously. Yeah, okay, except that. And that. Sure but this....no...shut up…

That’s really disgusting. Like, having-a-bright-red-faced-caricature-on-your-hat-and-sleeve disgusting.