“Your honor, my cousin’s friend has been going through a very tough time and a health scare, therefore I was unable to obtain counsel in an appropriate time. Please excuse the error.”

According to Wikipedia dude filed Chapter 7 in January of this year because of over $26 million in debt! Who needs that paycheck?

Have you read Bad Blood? There were about 10 times in the book where I said, sometimes OUT LOUD, “OK, this HAS to be where she gets caught. No way she gets out of this one,” yet she always did. I could not put the book down. How things got to the point they did will never cease to amaze me. She had Safeway redesigning…

Isn’t this the same man “who was frail and blind and deserved a compassionate release?” Now he’s ready to hit the comedy clubs?

I lived 11 summers in DC, and thank GOD I avoided the 17-year emergence - I legit would have had to quit my job, abandon my condo, and move. Swarms of bugs are literally my worst nightmare - I’m cringing just thinking about some of the pictures I’ve seen. I grew up in Pittsburgh, we definitely have cicadas, they are…

The fact that that man had the AUDACITY to attend the Kennedy Center Honors and sing along to We Shall Overcome during the Joan Baez tribute...the flames, THE FLAMES! 

“There are CHILDREN present!” (proceeds to say f*ck approximately 372 times over the course of a minute

Don’t quote me on this, but I believe a move must be completed in INTERNATIONAL competition for it to be recognized in the code of points and named after an athlete. When she does this at the Olympics (if they happen, fingers crossed) it would become known as The Biles if no one else has completed it, but I think men…

Apparently Biles has innate, otherworldly air-awareness. Basically - she’s like a creature that naturally flies, like a bird, and can simply sense where she is while in mid-flight at all times.

Just to put into perspective how dominant Simone Biles truly is: she went out of bounds on one floor routine pass and put both hands down on a landing on another floor routine pass AND STILL BEAT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE MEET. Her level of difficulty is so beyond everyone else in gymnastics she can literally do…

What exactly do you think other intelligence agencies do? You think Mossad just asks people nicely to hand over intel?

Actually, much of that has historically been done without much oversight at all. It’s what led to the Church Committee in the 70s and also a complete and total overhaul for the way covert action is conducted. I love how on the one hand everyone is always willing to condemn the intelligence community in the US,…

It’s obviously BS that it takes someone of Sutton Foster’s prowess to step up and say something for people to finally start taking the accusations somewhat seriously, even if it was likely a total financial decision, but thank God for people like her who are willing to do it. I’m GUESSING Rubin was savvy enough to…

Just buy the Dash Rapid Egg cooker. It’s literally fool-proof. Perfect eggs every. single. time. No waiting for water to boil, no eggs cracking in the pot; poke the egg, add water to the base, put on the lid, hit a single button, and walk away. Shuts itself off when the eggs are done. 

There is no WAY she doesn’t want to get dragged into this. She literally showed the texts to her ex and his friends WHO ARE ALL ON A REALITY SHOW TOGETHER. She then also discussed it with Andy Cohen (who is a notoriously good secret-keeper) and on the Southern Charm reunion. “I wish them the best” is a cliche “I’m…

My actual first thought was: Um, this dude is lucky he just got shot. (I realize he died, but cartels don’t always let you die quickly and painlessly, especially when you try and rip them off)

There are at least a FEW signs of progress.

Dear every tween/teenager with a social media account: if you wouldn’t say it to your mom, don’t tweet it. If you would say it to your mom, but your mom voted for Trump, don’t tweet it.

They are already investigating DeJoy for investing several million dollars in Oshkosh right before the contract was announced. From what I’ve read, Workhorse was the frontrunner and the last minute flip is super sketchy. 

Just to put the numbers in South Dakota in perspective: the state has approximately 890,000 residents and has suffered around 1,800 deaths. The entire country of Japan - 126 MILLION people - has suffered just over 3x that number (6,400 or so TOTAL)