WHY ARE WE STILL HAVING THIS CONVERSATION???

I know! That sanctimonious Eunice Kennedy Shriver and her damn Special Olympics. The WORST.  

Is she wearing the Warriors’ championship rings???

They did drop the issue and the white couple decided to sue anyway. And the argument “they won’t have to live in poverty on a reservation” IS LITERALLY THE SAME RATIONALE THAT WAS USED TO SYSTEMATICALLY STEAL NATIVE CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS YEARS AGO. You are literally arguing “they’ll be better off with white…

He talked about wanting to bang Diana. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he had REALLY weird mommy issues too. 

“Just a couple notes. This part here, where it says they were actually innocent and did not assault or rape her, just a few tweaks. I’m gonna need you to rewrite that so they are guilty and they do in fact rape an assault her. Other than that, look great! Great first draft.”

Trump called Harry’s wife “nasty” and has repeatedly gone on Howard Stern’s show to talk about how much he wanted to bang his mother. Just guessing here - I’m pretty sure neither William nor Harry wants anything to do with any of those ass clowns.

Of course I can’t find it now, but Ava DuVernay has now revealed that Linda Fairstein said she would meet with her to discuss the case if she got final script approval. “So I’m just gonna need you to rewrite this little part where the 5 of them are actually innocent and make them guilty. Other than that, looks great!”

The Queen invited Trump and Melania. Trump is of course entitled to invite members of his ADMINISTRATION to join him at official state functions abroad, but this was basically bringing your entire extended family to a wedding that specifically says, “no children please.” I can’t get over how tacky they all are. And…

Sausage all day. Bacon gets soggy and chewy when combined with other breakfast foods (scrambles, burritos, bad omelettes, etc.) whereas sausage never lets you down. 

Just look at the difference in the Queen’s body language in this pictures.

I literally came here just to post that picture. Thank you. The fact that there are large swaths of the country that believe this family is the epitome of class (because they shit on a golden toilet which is what we should all aspire to) is so disheartening. 

“I’ve had no conversations ever with the president or anyone in the White House about delivering the president’s tax returns to Congress,” he said.

If their argument is honestly that abortion is murder, and not that those slutty, slut, sluts who opened their legs must face the consequences, then they should support banning abortion in ALL CASES. Of course there is hypocrisy in claiming to be “pro-life” and then not expanding Medicare, executing criminals, and ign…

Toy Story :(

It makes me so MAD that Tim Allen will forever be associated with one of the most beloved children’s movie franchises of all time. You went to prison for dealing cocaine Tim, let’s get off the moral high horse, shall we?

Do you think with a name like Cade Cothern he had a choice in becoming a racist or that his fate was sealed as soon as the ink dried on the birth certificate?

Yeah, I’ve always thought it odd that if two roosters were in that ring, it would be illegal, but since it’s two grown adults, society is like, eh, let’s pay them millions of dollars!

I’m not great with math, so I’m going to take your word for all the numbery stuff, but seems to me if they can’t give a scientific explanation as to why it’s safe for your baby to sleep for 7 hours in a car seat while the car is moving, but not for an hour while you and enjoy some fettuccine alfredo at Olive Garden,…

Do you know how to read? Did you read the part where I said she could have just reported the war crimes but that’s not what she did? And if it makes you feel any better, Jill Stein is a blight on society too. Document dumps are not whistleblowing. You want a 100% fully transparent society? Why don’t you give me your…