Came here to say this, pretty much verbatim. Except the bit about the Jaguars. That’s all you, dude.

They’re America’s team more than ever, a disappointing franchise run by an aging dipshit and employing a lot of crooks.

So, we’re saying...are we?...that the scenario is this:

You spelled Chip Kelly wrong

She has enough money that she could choose to represent clients that align with her ‘brand’ as a lawyer. She could be a human that teaches powerful men that when they abuse their power, there won’t be people lining up to help them out of whatever situation they’ve put themselves in.

When you claim something works for everything, it’s a great sign that something doesn’t work at all. Holds true in medicine, tax policy, and everything else.

*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…

A 4:30 mile is moving. If you can run that, you’re pretty much guaranteed to win the event at a high school track meet. The mile is a legitimate distance race where being made of largely fast-twitch muscles is going to be a detriment. I’d say he could likely get the quarter under a minute, but would fall off quickly…

So you’re saying MLB should vacate the HRs? Because the way I see it, people are saying that the number 61 is larger than the number 73, which is dumb.

Hold the phone. McGuire was a good guy. Bonds was intentionally a jerk.

By golly, there is only one side of this argument. Who knew?

This is the BEST time for him to work on his jumper. First practice in training camp, then practice in live-games. That way it will be perfect when the Sixers start their run for the playoffs in October 2018.

Looks like a young Uncle Junior to me.

“and if you don’t like it, you can giiiit out”

Well that’s part of the problem, though. As they state above, most of us who that deduction actually helps will no longer benefit from it. My house was tough for us to afford; still is. We had to get out of renting, though. But it’s not a multi-million dollar home and we don’t have the money to contribute large sums…

You are such a total judgmental jerk. I hate people like you.

So Barry Bonds should be in the Hall of Fame, I guess...

I am projecting here a little, but I can’t be alone in thinking there’s a fair number of Ravens players wish that Ray Lewis would just fuck off.

Dammit! My bad.

How good is their BBQ? Because that could be a dealbreaker.