I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.

Congratulations for being the kind of asshole that keeps me returning to the comments after reading an article.

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

It’s actually the Bank of Make America Great Again.

Cowboys need a back up if Romo goes.

Not to sound like an asshole libertarian, but this is just a functionality of supply and demand. There are less than 50 people on the entire planet that can play QB as well as Mike Glennon (for the 2017 season). So when you have that few people that can play the most important position for the most financially…

I know, but I made an executive decision: Smallpox is funnier than acellular pertussis.

Yeah, and he was still walking around afterwards so how bad could it be?

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

well, and...a text to reading, “Sorry. The cell service on this course is for shit. I was saying ‘Take Kaminsky.’”

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

I know right? Failing blog Deadspin at it again

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

I am going to be that guy...but this is sad...Brett Favre wouldn’t give a crap about you if you died on his driveway...and that’s not an indictment of him, it’s the reality that you can enjoy watching team sports but if the happiest moment of your life was when a bunch of millionaires beat another bunch of…

Whenever I cheat on my wife, I always blame the woman I slept with afterwards. “My wife is a wonderful woman whom I love dearly, and you made me cheat on her, you dirty whore. You ought to be ashamed!”

“He’s responsible for all of our 34 vacated wins that year.”

Orange you glad you commented on a message board?

This is not a Joyce for the disenfranchised.

Pitino does has a history of trying to terminate things early

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…