Jood point.

Every year on December 25th, people around the world exchange jifts.

Smucker's?

Nice mansplaining, guys.

It would've been even cooler if they had made me care.

The stars of Jupiter Ascending and Ghostbusters (2016) finally team up for box-office gold!

Spite House? That's in Washington!

Same with Monty Python. It's a fluke that we can still watch those.

Hero-in'. That's what he's doin'.

Sounds easy enough.

#AllBodiesAreBeautiful

I recently saw "The Resurrection of Jake the Snake," and it was heartbreaking to watch this smart, funny guy keep backsliding into a drunken monster. DDP helped him get clean enough to make a modest comeback, but I haven't heard anything over the past couple years.

Yeah, he's kicking addiction's ass. Addiction never knew what hit it.

Anyone who drives on a public road is, by definition, a socialist.

"See, it can be funded through donations, it doesn't need federal support!"

Everyone should pay for it!

I can't watch Philip and Stan pal around without imagining what it'll be like when they finally try to kill each other.

BREAKING: Hired Hand Says Cash Cow Will Be Milked Regardless

"Yeah, Donald Trump is just another rich guy who doesn’t pay much in taxes."

"You've seen this movie and I haven't, but I know it'll be good because I have an emotional investment in believing so."