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Just when you think Apple can't get any worse, they manage to make their shitty products even shittier, to the point where the previous shittiness of its shitty products look drastically less shitty by comparison.

I clicked on this article primarily for the comments

It's from all the roasting going on..

Calling Ann Coulter a cunt is like calling the pope religious..

Confident that new Pixies album will be just as big of an embarrassment as that Indie Cindy abomination they shit out a few years back..

Glad I could help enlighten you, lol

Heller was a piece of shit. Swindled his artists left and right out of millions of dollars. Fuck 'em.

lol lil' boyz in da hood..

They have lawns in Compton?

I've known what "dumps like a truck" meant since the moment I heard that song. C'mon, world!

I'm frantic, so load me up..

FFS, I didn't know AV Club readers were old enough to have kids..

Damn, no love for the Matthew Good Band in this article, WTF

He should be automatically plummeting to hell just for breeding with one of those Kardashian trollops..

I can't decide what Ann Coulter resembles more these days: a skeleton with bleached blonde hair or a 60 year old soccer mom with an overpowering addiction to meth..

Gutfeld is right in calling this shitty band the worst in the universe

Kentucky Fried Murder, as the great Morrissey would quip..

Right

Q: How did the Cincinnati Zoo ultimately kill Harambe?