When I enter a lobby, I ask if anyone likes trump. If someone says yes, they get the orbital cannon and I laugh.

Roy Moore is a good christian, I’m sure he’ll make this right

People struggling to set aside enough money to retire and live a decent life?

Now this is a hot take!!

My cat catches mice, keeps them alive, and then lets them loose in the house. I wish she killed birds.

As long as he’s shoving spidermen into a Jamba Juice, I’m in

Don’t hide it in the bread!

I once went through the Popeyes drive-thru and was greeted by a voice that said,”No chicken, just chicken”

Where will I put my bong if I have to get rid of the coffee table?

This story is 2 weeks too early. Go steelers.

FUCK YES!!!!

This is bad, I hate Jeff Sessions. He’s a small minded racist bigot elf fighting a culture war lost long ago.

As a MAC school graduate, I love this.

I wish there was no consequences to any of this stuff. Because all of it’s pretty funny if the threat of nuclear war wasn’t hanging over our heads.

This is a great article. Thank you for writing it.

The last jedi makes anything more interesting because it is trash

I see Jericho winning and defending the title on his cruise

Denver resident here:

There were a bunch of shops in denver busted for this. It’s called looping, and apparently is a very big deal.

He’s acting like this because of the Bannon quotes coming out. Kim is talking to the south, unless Trump strikes first, we should be safe. The real story of the day is what Bannon said: