They’re called ‘assistants’.

I guess I just don’t believe she wrote the statement. She has people who handle that stuff so I am not moved by her people’s savvy. Especially when fairly recently her husband has gone straight to slut shaming Amber Rose and Kim stayed silent. If she had come out to shut that down and condemn that then I would be more…

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

They were catty. I found her lack of response in previous situations (Amber Rose and other such I’m not concentrating on remembering) to be dignified, cool, emotionally intelligent and I'd doffed my cap to her (as that can be tough when one has a bit of a spitting temper as I’d observed in her from a Keeping clip…

I think a lot of people post selfies when they’re feeling vulnerable and they seek validation through “likes” and retweets. I’ve definitely noticed this with couples who are on the rocks. Friends will tell me how their relationship is a mess and then later that day it’s a stream of photos with their significant other…

A night with Mariah would go one of two ways:

Kim Kardashian actually wrote an “essay” defending her right to express her sexuality and denouncing those who slut shame her for the whole sex tape thing - ZERO mentions on this site. Rowan Blanchard’s EXCELLENT and INFORMED twitter defense of Kim - nothing.

Okay but the real question I have is do people really consider Kanye funny? I mean he has to have the worst sense of humor, he can’t ever take a joke, and I have never seen him be intentionally funny.

If you have to tell people you’re funny, you aren’t funny.

Bette needs to stop lowering herself to kim’s level by even responding to her.

And proves that she’s paying someone to tweet for her. No way did she come up with those zingers herself.

Alternate: He goes to Big Stacy pool and doesn't have to wait until it's free. Plus, South Austin.

It took me way too long to get “trans-fat.” But I lol’d when I did.

So, I’m trans and fat (I guess that makes me a trans fat?) and like what seems like most women in these comments I can’t wear their bras because I’m a 42C. However, their panties are amazing. They’re comfortable, stylish, and keep my Hidden Shame safely hidden to prevent further shame. 5/7 perfect score, would…

Barack goes swimming at Deep Eddy because Barton Springs is too played out.

For real! I am so tired of buying crazy expensive bras that end-up not even being comfortable. It’s the lamest.

Okay. There has been so much talk-up about Aerie in the hollowed-walls of Jezzie that I had to go there myself. Imagine my unending disappointment when I found that they don’t carry bras in any sizes larger than a D in store. I was really hoping that a fresh brand would help my bra woes, but alas, it was not meant to…

I'm really hoping Hillary asks Michelle if she wants a cabinet position.

Barack banging on the doors of Tyler’s long after they’ve closed screaming about needing a new pair of Reefs.

Go to a funeral and listen to 3 hours of right wing douchebags rattle on about how lucky Nancy was to sex up the messiah for 40 years or keep forwarding notes to your staff from bleak-eyed Austinites begging the President to let the city secede from Texas.