Nah it's cool. My mom's Puerto Rican so we can just have the traditional knife fight over it later.

No I mean to star in the telenovela movies, not you specifically.

Right because NATO is just itching to throw itself in there. This is tinfoil hat territory.

Generically Hispanic/Mexican women throwing wine and slapping each other forever. Basically, The Real Housewives of Ciudad Mejico

Hollywood in 20 years: telenovela movies stomping on a human face, forever

It might not matter. If Russia is found to be JUST culpable enough, the diplomatic fallout will be significant, esp in Europe.

Kiev accusing Moscow is basically a reflex, and Russia has been shooting Ukrainian planes out of the sky for the better part of the past week. This was not a huge leap to make.

This. China's foreign policy is so based around ensuring stable access to resources it can basically be summed up as "The Spice Must Flow".

I actually do find it crazy given that I doubt the Ukrainians would want to provoke Russia by shooting down one of their aircraft. The last thing Ukraine wants is to give Russia a pretext to openly invade.

Funsies, mostly.

Also, one comment and a response to literally every other comment.

Because you're stomping up and down the halls loudly proclaiming it and therefore are apparently desperate for some form of attention?

Yes, loudly putting yourself out there and casting doubt on the moral superiority of the Gawker commentariat with no prompting is not about you at all.

Internet commenting: the latest frontier of pay-to-play

This post is boring. If you can't find quality entertainment, you're not looking hard enough.

We're talking about a nine-year old. If you don't have enough sense to keep yourself from not-dying outside of adult supervision at that age, you probably need some form of full-time care. Under 10 years old is not the equivalent of being a toddler.

Times like these, when the author hits the earth with a diving rod to bring forth a spring of real talk, are why I love the Gawker network so.

Please post the pic. We demand it.

Not necessarily. IMHO, Ethnicity includes a significant cultural aspect, while Race is purely physical.

And also probably thought being Australian added +5 to seduction vs American girls.

It's the same logic that says horror movies makes girls SUPER VULNERABLE AND THEREFORE HORNY. Real life horror must therefore invoke a sexual response so powerful he was likely insulted she didn't start tearing off his clothes immediately.