SHUTUP AND TAKE MY RESOURCE UNITS

Oh my sweet summer child...

I think that might have more to do with the fact that women's fashion is ruled by Gelzor, Lord of Torment, and thus finding any comfortable shirt in a ladies' size is a hassle (or so I am told)

*ahem*

On the plus side, psychic powers

The Lord is my DJ
I shall not choke
He maketh me to lay down sweet rhymes
Yea though I walk through the valley of heinous crowds I shall fear no hecklers
For thou art there to drop phat beats

DAMMIT I forgot to empty my shoggoth traps!

This is the opposite of the effect I assumed a pair of softball coaches would have on a young lesbian

This is one of those moments where you are horrified to realize the extent to which you have failed to beat your child

It's not as onerous as it sounds. You pay like 1% of the car's value and then if it gets destroyed you can get it back (by also paying a fee base on the car's value. If someone else blows up your car they have to ante up).

This is great BUT, who else kinda wishes they'd put the Guidestone as the background?

FOUR MONTHS LATER: We're still fixing it!

Potato Girl 2016

I though the only southern code was that "bless your heart" translates to "fuck you, bitch"

Aladdin as Oberyn Martell

The other major problem, which the article only touches on, is the fact that the universal reset button means there are absolutely no stakes. "Tune in next week!" "....why". If nothing matters from one episode to the next, maybe I'll just skip next week and tune in the week after. Maybe I'll skip two weeks, won't…

"Because you're not a woman anymore, you're a MOM!"

I went to public school until grade 5 and private thereafter, and in all those years of World/European/US history I recall making it past the Interbellum exactly once in high school

The rat launcher is free, but there's also a really nice 1920s car that costs 750K