not really, the main carbohydrate source in semen is fructose

Oh google images

I found it on Imgur last night and hoarded it, but would you believe it was also waiting to be assigned to me when I got on shift?

Agreed.

I thought this was what Care Bears were made of. Melted pony, dead angels and a whole lotta ...... love?

This week, the man was horrified to find that the jar, which had been stored too close to a heat radiator, had evidently caramelized the glucose in his semen.

"Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids!"

Same here. they should let us know if we're getting any good ole fashioned wholesome nudity (or otherwise) on these posts

NSFW means boobs at a minimum. This was awesome art, but a bit of a letdown since I was in the mode for boobs. :(

just came here for the NSFW images. Not a single boob. Disappointed

Women can't win. If we stay silent about our harassment/abuse, people will blame us for not saying anything. If we DON'T stay silent, we're still condemned or worse, killed. When are people finally going to understand that WE are not responsible for the actions of men? This man was so insulted that a woman would…

The "OMG the little shit" response was actually a sort of red flag for me- the woman was contacted pretty professionally, and she responded very unprofessionally (though in a good way, I guess). I'm guessing he learned that language from her. Kids may screw up, but they learn most of their behavior from their parents.

He admitted to it when his mother confronted him.

It obviously doesn't begin to compare to sexual assault, but I had to pull this on a guy who "borrowed" my chemistry book near the end of the school year, so he could sell it back to the bookstore. I literally stayed in the dorm for an extra two hours on my last day on campus because he said he was gonna get them back…

I swear to GOD if I ever found out my (actual) son had done something like this his life wouldn't be worth living for about two years.

Glad the mother was horrified instead of making some cliched remark about boys being boys or just kidding. Or turned into scary momma bear and how dare someone call out her snowflake.

This is incredibly satisfying. Nothing is more wonderful than the idea of misogynists having to admit their misogyny to the one woman who they think is somehow different. It's a beautiful thing.

My friend was sexually assaulted at a college party one night, so her boyfriend found the guy's home phone number and called his mother in the middle of dinner to tell him what he had done.

You had never seen a person repent so fast before.

It can be very brutal. I was never a good athlete myself, and one gym teacher I had liked to look down on me and pick on me sometimes because I hated football, but I've been fortunate in that I've never had an experience like the girl in this video or the people commenting here.

Unfortunately, not surprising to me. Gym class can be brutal. Hopefully it's better these days.