Wait a minute, wait a minute. You’re saying Indiana Jones: The Video Game: The Movie turned out to be a dud? No way.

We all know what time it is.

The whole piece is exhausting gibberish, and it will fully slip from my mind before dinnertime.

I’m curious — is this policy going to be in effect for the life of the game? I’m undecided on buying it at launch, largely because of my backlog, and I tend to buy most games when they’re on sale.

Fingers crossed for Simspons Arcade 2: Steamed Ham Showdown.

I wonder too — I’m not sure it does. If the union is in the midst of an organization drive, then there are certain NLRB protections in place. Spreading them around doesn’t make them any less of a collective bargaining unit, and thanks to WhatsApp and Zoom, it’s not going to prevent them from meeting and planning out…

Great news! And now, that familiar kabuki theater. The company will refuse to voluntarily recognize the union, instead forcing an NSRB vote because it “respects the democratic process” or some toss. About five to six months from now, the vote will go through with an overwhelming majority vote. But in the interim,…

Well, this makes the pachinko machines seem quaint and harmless by comparison.

I’ll probably forget this whole thing by yesterday, TBH.

So this “drama” is actually just two people on Twitter, archived by Barstool Sports? Cool cool cool.

Indiana Jones: The Video Game: The Movie is really living up to that mimeograph of a mimeograph hype, I see.

I love how each time, the Joker was foiled by his deadliest nemesis -- a coupon code!

It’s Krampus, everybody!

Well, at least Call of Duty players are taking a stand about something.

Now, now, I’m sure the Epic Store is just charging more to off-set the rising cost of shipping and manufacturing all those disks to stores across the country.

Again, YIKES.

YIKES.

Man, fuck Quantic Dream.

Buy every Call of Duty Deluxe Edition at launch or this poor developer gets it! Look into his eyes. Look how scared he is. His fate is in your hands!