Yeah, this is an absolute nonsense statement and 100 percent a lie by Kotick and friends. No one’s getting banned for wearing an American flag shirt, or a hat from their local steamfitter’s union, or any number of political statements that don’t risk losing money from the Chinese market.

In case anyone wants to vote with their wallets, here you go.

Even more racist than Tucker Carlson’s private bathroom at Fox?

My oldest son is 2, which means I need to introduce him to Dark Souls now so he can git gud.

Any word on whether Paranoia is any good? I have a soft spot for the tabletop game.

Maybe in the season 1 finale we’ll learn that his character is actually Boyd Crowder in witness protection. 

Especially if it’s written by Spencer. Not my favorite writer by any stretch.

My opinion on his is the same as it was yesterday -- screw this guy.

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Man, screw this guy.

They showed Don Corneo, and I swear I yelled out “My God, they’re doing it!” in my office just now. My co-worker was very confused.

I bet this is a way to hide in-game purchases until after the reviews are written.

I normally hate microtransactions, but that’s an approach I can get behind. If the transactions max out as the cost of a full game, and it’s a hard cutoff, then you’re essentially buying a full game. The cutoff removes the predatory element of it.

Guinness: No, we won’t certify John Oliver’s cake record, because it’s mean-spirited and mocks a brutal dictator.

That’s correct. And it took 60 women taking their allegations to the Miami Herald for the police to wake up and do their jobs the second time around, all while the “proper channels” were tuned to static.

Turns out he’s a bloodbender and we’re all his puppets.

There’s A LOT to unpack with his death, and the usual assholes are going to ignore all that and target Quinn in some truly atrocious ways, just because it’s Quinn, who the trolls hate most of all.

I heard the meeting was great. They served tiny sandwiches, and Bobby Kotick gave a rousing speech before everyone left and opened their gift bags.

“Congressman, you have Strauss Zelnick on line 1. He’s calling to make sure you don’t legislate the hell out of this trash. Also, he wants to know how you liked your trip to The Lodge at Vail this year.”

What the everliving fuck is this shit.