And it’s already down to $45 this week on Amazon and in Best Buy. Next month, you may find it for $30, for all we know.

The practice of “officially examining.”

Bloodborne. Yeah, I know.

Why is this Pokemon show telling me to zipper my fly, though? I don’t get it. Must be a generational thing.

I want this in my body.

You can dash before activating the nuke, sending it sailing away from you.

This year, only one of the seven Dragon Balls can attend because the other six weren’t fan-verified. Their tickets will be cancelled on July 14.

“It’s always stories like this. Fighting games, beyond release, are nevre highlighted here.”

It’s his Parker adaptations. I believe this one’s from The Hunter.

Why do you capitalize the “F?”

“Because his opinions are clearly biased...”

Then there’s no time to waste!

Can you use the coins to unlock “special mines” in Minesweeper that would otherwise cost $1 per 20 mines?

I kind of want to see this just to mock it, honestly. The guy drains the fun and context out of everything he does, but he sure knows how to re-create a panel from Watchmen. I wonder if the R-rated version will have slow-motion bone snaps during the fight scenes.

Except most of the reviews I’ve read are essentially saying, “This movie is no fun . We wish we could turn our brains off, but they keep trying to cram in themes and heavy, portentous stuff that makes no sense.”

That One Game You Always Wanted But It’s Not Real Because April 1

Just think of how many more people you can convince to play Suikoden II if you do this, Jason.

Ha. I’m not sure how much of my time with the game I enjoyed. I definitely dug the aesthetic, and there were times where beating a few of those early bosses proved to be a genuine joy. But once I got into those defiled dungeons, a sort of grim determination kicked in more than anything else.

Defiled Amygdala is jumping in the air! Will she hit you? Will she clip through you? Roll the dice, and maybe you’ll get lucky after 40 or so attempts!

This was one of the things that ultimately soured me on the game. I’ve never been a fan of the Souls series, bout I figured I’d try out Bloodborne, and try to beat it, just to make sure my dislike wasn’t solely based on my inability to play.