You can still find the original Opium on eBay - I buy used perfume on there all the time, and have had so far maybe two bad bottles out of a couple hundred.

Thymes has a nice eucalyptus that I find not-medicinal in small doses. Also, Calvin Klein’s CK Contradiction is a nice cool eucalyptus. Although Klein doesn’t make it any more, it’s still on eBay.

For leathery woody spice, you may want to try (if you haven’t) Tauer Perfumes - especially L’Air du Desert Marocain and Lonestar Memories. He’s an indie perfumer, not a corporate titan, and he’s still cheaper than Ford (which is now owned by Estee Lauder, btw). You can find samples of these at Surrender to Chance or…

Some grassy scents at the top of my list - Niki de St Phalle (which has the coolest bottles ever), Santa Maria Novella Fieno (hay), DS & Durga Cowboy Grass (a variety of grasses, including sage). You can also go to Parfumo dot net and search by note to find others - there are many!

Was he fucking the worst? Or was he the FUCKING WORST? I’ll definitely agree with the latter, but know nothing about his personal life. Wouldn’t surprise me, though.

Nah, not a fact. A fact for you, maybe. It has been otherwise for me, and for other people I’ve known.

It’s a carnivorous freshwater fish found mostly in the Upper Midwest. Full name is usually spelled “muskellunge,” in case you want to check Wikipedia for more info. Kind of weird as a team name, I know.