I think these are the closest we’ll ever get to a classic Prince of Persia style game from Ubisoft.

I love how Patricia clearly states that she ultimately doesn’t really have a problem with Naughty Dog’s decision here, but that she continues to wish for better representation for people of color in a field that they tend to be underrepresented in, and, like, a dozen people without reading comprehension come to insult…

It also doesn’t help that RPGs are so damn long now. I’m necessarily complaining, but as someone who generally does everything in a game that he can do it’s insane when I’m 80 hours into a game and not even out of the third area. I almost feel like this is how the machines are going to take over.

I felt the same way about MGS4 and now it’s the only game in the series I’ve never played (including MG:R). V is fantastic, it does a lot of things really well and has some true metal Gear Solid moments (especially if you’re a Big Boss fan), but even with 50 story missions and a slew of side-ops, it doesn’t feel quite…

I thought they were gonna show Zelda WiiU footage. But instead we got some boring-ass Deadmouse shit that nobody cared about. Man, fuck this.

I feel if you antagonize another man in a situation where you know he can’t put hands on you, that definitely makes you a “bitch ass nigga.”

Or heckling a professional athlete.

I can sum up the issue with modern Halo games in one sentence: you have to read the books to enjoy them. The Halo 4 campaign blew me away, and is probably my favorite of all the Halo games. Why? Because I read the Forerunner Saga and it was amazing to see such a pivotal character as the Didact in action. Everything…

Wait, wait...Patriots fans think ESPN has an anti-Patriots bias???

Pikachu is a strong brave and reliable guy, of course chicks dig him

No it’s a boy, besides the fact that tbey’ve since added the notched out tails for girls they hinted at it a few times before that with certain Pokemon having a crush on Pikachu.

Does the neck count as the upper body? Seems wrong that a stomach/hoo-hoo shot would do more damage

The real irony here is that your comment has about as much substance as the entire article... the major difference being that Mr Hamilton has put a lot of effort in to couching subjective value judgments as objective criticism.

It doesn’t help that I work at Target in the Electronics dept.

*puts a hand on shoulder* I share your pain.

I think it’s great that people still think *cough* is clever. Really, I do.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Her adolescent psychological profile is physically manifested in the stupid, theatrical mean face she makes at weigh-ins and in the face off prior to the fight. I can’t imagine how she could remember the way she acted in the pre-fight without cringing in embarrassment after getting her ass so thoroughly handed to her…

So... is it just me, or are there a LOT of Destiny posts on Kotaku. Are you guys getting paid by them? If you just really like the game, that is fine, I just wondered.

Correction: YOUR managers bought food for everyone.