This made me laugh much too hard. Seriously, how have I not seen this before?

Never have I looked more forward to death. My body is not ready.

I still haven't finished skyward sword. I just got tired of wagging my arm around to hit enemies. Can I just have normal controllers from now on Nintendo?

I actually like the cup cakes better. And unrelated, but what happened to Moon Pies? I used to love those.

Sweet, no used-game locking. All it needs now is some games.