Not to be that guy... sure it’s a Sable. Look at the rectangular badge on the front fender... But it is the 3.0 Duratec DOHC SABLE. Very Jalop.

And they were getting more than we're ever gonna get.

It’s bad enough that TTAC copies Jalopnik but now Jalopnik leaves sooo many good comments in the grays that it’s almost Gawker-league ignorance.

My ‘18 Goldwing (new model) has two 140dB horns that are EXTREMELY loud and obnoxious. Nothing like the horn say on your average Harley or any other metric motorcycle. I use it. Some days more than others. But I don’t hesitate to use it. And it is loud as shit. Cuts thru the music in your Bose noise-cancelling…

This will be viewed as very non-Jalop. Our 2018 Dodge Journey is our current un-necessary car. Sure, it’s a Journey. Bought brand new. Got it for a song. It’s our backup car if our ‘11 Nissan Quest shits the bed at currently 210,000 miles which has very little issues and has never let us down, it was just my anxiety,…

The TW’s always reminds me of my ‘78 DT125. I had one in high school in SoCal and that little two-stroke took me from Pacific Beach to the Anza-Borrego desert and all over San Diego freeways. I had a rear tire blowout on I-8 and had to push it from Hotel Circle to my house in PB once.

The Nova or the Corolla? Of course the Nova was the better looking version. And I’m not a boomer, ha ha ha ha!

Yep, GMC is the lipsticked pig edition of Chevrolet no doubt. 

One of my best friends bought a brand new ‘92 SL2 and kept it for over 300k. The most reliable damn tank I have ever seen.

More like the NSX.

Just be glad that Indy Cars don’t have passenger seats or cup holders for the booze.

The Maxima needs to shit or get off the pot. There is just nothing special about it anymore. Actually nothing special in like I dunno, 10 years?

At high RPM’s it sounds like one too!

You obviously haven’t ridden a motorcycle. Especially my GoldWing.

With their clunky transmissions I’d think so too but they’ll be either bankrupt or folded into another company’s portfolio before the get modern.

I own this exact model minus the DCT (I’m a purist and wanted a full non-nanny manual) with a low VIN and absolutely love it!

In 1988 I purchased my first vehicle a Nissan Hardbody 2wd truck. The first install I completed was a Soundstream cassette deck with Dolby B AND C. I had a Sony portable Car CD player with the little four post cushion thingy attached to the underneath of it coupled with a pair of Infinity Kappa’s in the doors. It was…

Sometimes you just need to get out and stretch.

He and Trump and I voted for him.

I hope I’m worm food by then.