You’re actually an idiot.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have some grade A full retard beef.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

Et tu Brutus?

This is a lot more civil than Dom backdooring Ted Nolan out of town, though.

Lets name them; Bears, Blackhawks, Fire, Bulls, Wolves, Cubs. I’m not sure if I’m missing any other minor league teams.

Trick question, they’ve been the maximum conceivable amount of fucking unbearable since they were flaunting their franchise player Taylor Hall

This all sucks, I hope the Blackhawks invite him back for “one more shift”.

Shouldn’t the headline read:

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Penguins are decimated with injuries and the Caps are fully healthy. Everything is aligned for a Caps cup win.

I’d like to think the Blackhawks could have gotten the Presidents Trophy if they had won more games than Washington and lost less.

What happened to the Avalance by the way? Are they still even in the league? How could they fall so far?

There is something to a concrete bowl that smells like stale beer and musty drains. It’s that mustiness that sets it apart from the smell of frat houses.

Something something Venezuela. Am I doing it right?

Always too long. For instance, the could have just kept Russia, but instead went with Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.  

Their name is taken from the Black Jacobins, the name given to the Haitain revolutionaries of the 1790s -hence the use of Toussaint Louverture in the logo.