Since I’ve been banned from Jezebel about 3 dozen times for not thinking Hillary Clinton was the greatest presidential candidate since FDR and Lincoln had a love-child...I avoid it nowadays.

Alternately, the Democratic party could feel kinda bad for putting the second-most disliked canddiate in history against the most-disliked candidate in history...

Psst: your “extremely well qualified”candidate got her ass handed to her by a pus-filled anthromorphic talking hot dog.

While you “yass queen” people were spending money buying ads in Georgia and dreaming of blue Texas, your “extremely well qualified candidate” couldn’t even win Michigan or Wisconsin and your ideology has led to the total collapse of the Democratic Party at the state and federal level.

“a look at why Trump won” = “why Hillary lost” = “a fish rots from the head”

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

Difference: Pizzagate is based on weirdly worded emails. This is based on intelligence gathered by multiple, IC organizations.

I object to the inclusion of Avs, Coyotes, Sabres, and Islanders.

Toews is great but he should not be here. Panarin got dicked over.

England has never beaten the US in the World Cup.

England doesn’t have blue in their flag.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Cool. We’ll call last night a tie and take the gold on aggregate.

I’m glad I got one more patriotic moment in me before everything comes literally crashing down around us

Um… Maybe you don’t need another beer there boss.

I don’t understand how drawing attention to promises made is a gimmick. Trump chooses to use Twitter as a major part of his outreach to voters. It is only sensible that those utterances would be relevant in future discussions.