lol go vote for Republicans, then. Because my generation is taking over the nominally-left party and making it an actually-Left party and there’s not much you can do about it.

First off, I have to admit that I actually like the current NHL playoff format

Do you think the electorate looks ANYTHING like the electorate in 80? Just wondering

Thank you, Shadow Governor Cynthia Nixon. No irony or sarcasm.

So, yesterday, when I said I loved this story and that everyone was acting inexplicably, I had no idea that we’d get to “Nazi InfoSec” guy. In less than 24 hours, no less. What a day. Now to take a large sip of coffee and see what’s going on on Twitter.

I love this whole drama so much. Like, why would you lie when the people who run this thing 1) can easily prove you wrong and 2) have a vested interest in maintaining public confidence in their service? There’s no good answer to those questions*, but it’s still funny as hell.

*Okay, there’s one good answer: being a…

It’s actually Neera. That’s my pet theory. Or an AI that, while very stupid, is still unnerving.

He’s shitty enough to say nothing about his team going to the proto-fascist’s place in DC. He’s Baked Nova Scotia. He’s no Jonathan Toews, that’s for sure.

Wondering how long it’ll take for the Neera-Defenders to find this comments section. Regina: I’m looking out for you, pal.

This is gonna be effing brutal. We all know how it’s going to end, and it’s gonna suck. Goddammit.

No, literally no. It is literally never the case that the outcome of an election is the fault of the voters and nonvoters, and you saying that like it’s some kind of immanent truth is part of the problem with electoral politics in the USA. You jackholes let your politicians off for a failure in their ONLY job:…

Liberals (non-American definition, which describes HRC) are always content to use the threat of the fascist to discipline the left. About half the time they do this, they lead to the fascist taking power. Why should it have been any different this time? We’re not smarter or more special than Germany.

I’d chalk this up to the Chicago Teacher’s Strikes more than Parkland Teens, tbh

Policies, it always goes back to the policies, you dumbass. The policies DO matter and they matter more than anything else. We don’t care who, as long as it’s an honest broker. Whether Sanders, Periello, or Nixon, it’s about the policies, Jesus Christ. This isn’t hard.

When we last saw Nathan MacKinnon, we—oh wait we haven’t said a single word since a mention in an article about McDavid from February

It’s Jagr.

As a good Leftist, I stopped supporting the Blackhawks this year after the “stick to basketball incident” with Smith-Pelly; no, it had nothing to do with them missing the playoffs for the first time in almost a decade, you shut up.

Real Philosophy Nerd Hours: I howled when Darius namechecked Bostrom and the Simulation Argument.

I’m very easy, unfortunately.

True! And the status quo has worked oh so well, what with President Clin—uh. Wait. Okay. I mean, it’s not like the Democrats lost over 1,000 seats natio—oh. Huh. Well, as long as I maintain my position at the head of the sinking ship, fuck to the authentic left, am I right, guys!?